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It was so hot at my house:

-I saw a Robin pulling an earthworm out of the ground using pot holders.

-I saw 2 trees fighting over a dog.

-I turned on the sprinkler and all that came out was steam.
 

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It's so hot firemen go to fires to cool off.

It's so hot global warming is now global melting.

It's so hot firecrackers light themselves.

It's so hot your clothes iron themselves.
 

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-Pigs complain about sweating like humans.

-Swans in the park come in "origional recipe" and "extra crispy"

-Hot air ballons won't fly.
 

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-Eggs come out of the chicken, ready to eat.

-You go to pump gas but all you get is fire.

-Lava tastes ice cold.
 

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-Popsicles are melting in the fridge.

-I saw a bum holding a sign that said, "Will work for shade"

- I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
 
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