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A few sarcastic tips for you if you intend to sell something on Craig's List.
1. Describe Item- I don't mean "I have Jeep Wheels $600"
That doesn't help. You won't sell
2. Picture.
Nobody will call you if they can't see what you are selling.
You won't sell
3. Contact info- This is like a phone #, email address etc.
Can't buy it from you if they can't find you. If you do list contact info, answer it occasionally and maybe return a call or text within a week or so.
3a. If you return messages three days after they were left, don't get pissy because they bought someone else's item.Idiot
3b. If you return messages, don't assume people are awake and want to buy your **** at 3:00 AM. Idiot
Won't sell.
4. Attitude-
This is bad: "I have the best Jeep wheels ever, they are worth 5 times what all other Jeep wheels are worth, even though there are 5 more just like mine listed for much less on this same page, I will only sell them to people with unicorns who will submit a blood sample. No trades, I don't want your junk." Don't assume you are doing anyone a favor by selling them something you don't want.
Nobody will call you. Won't sell.
5. If you list something as "$300 OBO" don't get pissy about an offer lower than the asking price.
You won't sell.
Rant off....for now.
1. Describe Item- I don't mean "I have Jeep Wheels $600"
That doesn't help. You won't sell
2. Picture.
Nobody will call you if they can't see what you are selling.
You won't sell
3. Contact info- This is like a phone #, email address etc.
Can't buy it from you if they can't find you. If you do list contact info, answer it occasionally and maybe return a call or text within a week or so.
3a. If you return messages three days after they were left, don't get pissy because they bought someone else's item.Idiot
3b. If you return messages, don't assume people are awake and want to buy your **** at 3:00 AM. Idiot
Won't sell.
4. Attitude-
This is bad: "I have the best Jeep wheels ever, they are worth 5 times what all other Jeep wheels are worth, even though there are 5 more just like mine listed for much less on this same page, I will only sell them to people with unicorns who will submit a blood sample. No trades, I don't want your junk." Don't assume you are doing anyone a favor by selling them something you don't want.
Nobody will call you. Won't sell.
5. If you list something as "$300 OBO" don't get pissy about an offer lower than the asking price.
You won't sell.
Rant off....for now.